Still Working

One day, while going to the store, I passed by 
a nursing  home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on  the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued  on my way to the store.

On  my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same  six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This  time my curiosity got the best of me.

I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home
Administrator. ‘Do  you know there are six ladies lying naked on  your front  lawn?’

 

‘Yes,’she said.

 

 

‘They’re retired prostitutes,- they’re having a yard sale.

RETIREMENT 
IS DIFFERENT 
FOR EVERYONE

Old Indian Explains, “Where did the White Man go wrong?”

Indian Chief, “Two Eagles,” was asked by a white government official, “You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.” The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, “Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?”

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. “When white man find land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty fish, clean water; Women did all the work and medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex.”

Then the chief leaned back and smiled.
“Only white man dumb enough to think he can improve system like that.

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